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In the event of stressful times, here are some utterly amazing Sterek fanfics that happen to be my all-time favorites.1. DILF: "Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."
Explicit | 30,871 words | Alternate Universe-Human/Kid fic | by: twentysomething2. Permanent Fixture: Derek is Scott's older brother. Stiles is Scott's best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.
Explicit | 80,777 words | Alternate Universe-Childhood/Growing Up | by: linksofmemories3. Counting to Infinity: When Derek goes deaf, he finds himself going to Stiles for help. Stiles does.
Teen | 15,763 words | deaf!derek | by: artenon4. No Aphrodisiac Like Loneliness: Stiles is 27 now, with a master’s degree and a career and a house and a serious boyfriend and a life in San Francisco that doesn't include Derek. But then Stiles unexpectedly shows back up in Beacon Hills, and Derek would recognize that scent anywhere.
Explicit | 19,705 words | Temporary Unrequited Love | by: thepsychicclam5. Fly A Little Faster: Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Teen | 32,052 words | Time Travel | by: mirrorkill6. Prince Among Wolves: Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
Explicit | 101,000 words | Babysitting, Learning to be a parent | by: tylerfucklin (zimothy)7. Flint & Tinder: Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it's all in a day's work for Stiles Stilinski.
Explicit | 43,593 words | Alternate Universe, witch!stiles, cop!derek | by: grimm8. The Newlywed Game: Stiles is (still) single when the pack's getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles' unique forms of persuasion.
Mature | 19,569 words | Fake/Pretend Relationship | by: Captain_Loki9. By Any Other Name: He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Explicit | 33,090 words | Amnesia | by: entanglednow10. Chanter Une Nouvelle Chanson Pour Moi: Stiles Stilinski has been at Hogwarts since his first year, okay. That's six years of experience. He knows how Hogwarts works, how it operates. He's not quite an expert or anything, but he's pretty damn sure he knows this school. So why the hell have they waited like a million years to start taking transfer students? And why is he the only one who can't get a French date?
Explicit | 13,140 words | Alternate Universe-Hogwarts, Sexual-abuse (past) | by: pr1nc3ssp34ch11. Knot the Average Alpha: Stiles’ favourite porn star, Derek Hale, moves into his apartment block and there are inappropriate facial jokes, broken bones, and a staggering amount of threats in a tiny elevator.
Explicit | 20,331 words | Alternate Universe-Pornstars | by: Blacktofade12. The Littlest Alpha: Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.
Explicit | 52,508 words | Future/Kid Fic, Bittersweet | by: triedunture13. Thorough Examination: Stiles accidentally injured his muscles in his back thigh. He said it was fine, but Scott and his father urged him to at least get it checked out at the clinic. Well, he did get it checked out, but it was more than just his thigh.
Explicit | 5,086 words | Doctor/Patient, Mildly Dubious Consent | by: Viet_joker14. You Left Your Window Open and I Crawled Inside: In which Derek and Stiles are neighbors, and Stiles somehow gets the fantastic idea to hack Derek's computer to allow him an all access pass to spy through his webcam. It's not like he'll see something he shouldn't, right?
Explicit | 14,057 words | Webcam Hijacking, voyeur!stiles, exhibitionist!derek | by: Madalynn_Bohemia15. Fill Me Up: Scott, Stiles, and Derek go camping and Stiles forgets his sleeping bag. Him and Derek share. This is strictly PWP, seriously, read at your own risk.
Explicit | 1,337 words | Somnophilia, Midly Dubious Consent | by: S_Oliver16. I Wanna Take a Ride on Your: Stiles is...endowed. Derek...likes it.
Explicit | 21,407 words | Sexual Discovery, Multiple Orgasms | by: Sheepnamedpig17. You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski: [..] The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet. "I can't work with this."
Explicit | 27,250 words | Teaher/Student Relationship | by: Stilinskisparkles18. Glossy Double Cover Spread: When Derek finds out exactly how Stiles has been able to afford the tuition for his fancy private college, he becomes a touch...obsessed.
Explicit | 7,396 words | Underwear Model AU, Model!stiles, Model!derek | by: Omni19. Standard Procedure: Derek takes a deep breath. “Officer.”
Explicit | 5,707 words | Deputy!Stiles, Married!Derek, Roleplay | by: evidux20. Message Received: Scott has made new friends. Stiles is left alone and bored. Why not text Derek!
Explicit | 27,263 words | Texting Fic, Slow-Build | by: simonsaysyes21. Here in the Forest Dark and Deep: There's a boy in the woods. There's a boy in the woods and he's always there, rain or shine, day or night. There's a creaking in the hall and a knocking on the door and no one is ever there. Five people died in this house and Stiles Stilinski is not at all sure they're gone for good.
Explicit | 56,572 words | Ghosts, teenage!derek, implied childhood sexual abuse | by: grimm22. Milk the Cows: Stiles gets lost in a storm on his way back to San Francisco and he ends up on a porch of a frowny but also hot farmer.
Explicit | 8,014 words | Farmer!derek | by: chupachups23. Get Me In Trouble: Stiles is in his seventh and finale year at Hogwarts. Things were supposed to go smoothly-- he'd work hard, hang out with his friends, the usual. Unfortunately for him, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has it out for him. To make matters worse, he happens to be the most attractive person Stiles had ever laid eyes on.
Mature | 8,045 words |Hogwarts!AU, Blowjobs | by: Scottmcniceass24. Circle Yes or No: Stiles is a TA for Professor Morrell's class, where Derek happens to be a mature student.
Explicit | 23,191 words | Alternate Universe-College/University, Student!derek | by: blacktofade25. This Isn't Control: Stiles ends up taking a 'Sex, Sexuality, and Society' class with one of his favorite teachers and discovers that his thesis for his term paper means more to him than just the grade.
Explicit | 12,850 words | Teacher/Student, Power Imbalance, AU-College/University | by: secondstar
One of my best memories being in the Sterek fandom was when The Backlot had their first annual Slashship Tournament, and this fandom worked so fucking hard for weeks, voting, encouraging people to vote, getting some of the cast members to join in…and we fucking won. Sterek, the little ship that could, was able to win against Destiel, one of the best and biggest ships out there.
M a y b e … I d o n ’ t k n o w .
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
That’s rape culture. This is what environments that assume sex is unambiguously a good thing do. Saying, “It’s consensual sex that’s good” doesn’t actually fix the problem. It just creates a situation where you must be consenting to sex, because if you aren’t, you’re not having enough sex and then you’re “sex-negative”.
See, it only fixes a problem where you’re like, “Well I don’t really want to do this right now”. It does not do anything at all to help people who find sex painful. It does nothing at all to help a person who doesn’t want sex, but thinks they do because it’s been so heavily normativized they have to have sex, and have to have it in this specific way. All the, “But make sure it’s consensual!” thing does is tells the person, “Well maybe if you don’t want sex this time it’s okay, but remember you still must be having it some of the time!”
See, to actually fight rape culture you need to say “Sex is always optional. You are never obligated to have sex.” You must always be concerned with consent, and that means you must accept that the answer may very well always be no, despite the fact there’s this belief sex is the greatest thing ever.
And if someone never wants sex, then sex can’t really be a good thing to them, because it’s always unwanted.
Really like this. We need to find ways of transforming real sex positivity to promote choice in sex, not uncritically promote sex itself. (via swankivy)
This. All of this. (via elementalsight)
This is something that I really believe in and I dislike that “sex-positive” has such bad history and current problems as well. When I first learned about it, I really thought about it was focused on what this passage is describing, that it is okay to want sex and it is okay to not want sex. Hopefully, my followers know I am all for whatever a person is comfortable with.
his face falls for a second and then he’s like YEAH
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
2x04 & 4x02
#THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WILLING TO EXTEND A HAND TO THE OTHER IN TIMES OF HUMILIATION AND ABUSE AND PAIN #both surrounded by knights and lords and ladies #false honor on all sides #and these two broken people (WITH EVERY REASON TO HATE EACH OTHER) #are the only beacon of decency and kindness #this *is* something of a fairy tale #even if they can’t see it right now
GUYS I REALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS EVEN THOUGH IT’S BADWRONG AND DEPRAVED:
I WANT AN AU IN WHICH STILES IS THE SON OF THE KING/CHIEFTAIN AND IT IS CONSIDERED TRADITION FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY TO HAVE THEIR VERY OWN TAME WEREWOLVES FROM BIRTH, LIKE, THEIR VERY OWN LIFELONG FURRY BODYGUARDS
THE WEREWOLVES ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR WOLF BODIES BY MAGICAL COLLARS THAT ALSO FORCE THEM TO BE OBEDIENT TO AND PROTECTIVE OF THE PERSON THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO GUARD
ANYWAY, PRINCE STILES IS BORN AND IS DEREK IS IMMEDIATELY “ASSIGNED” TO HIM
AND WATCHES OVER HIM AND WATCHES HIM GROW, RIGHT FROM THE CRADLE ONWARDS; DEREK LETS A BABY STILES PULL ON HIS FUR AND GIGGLE AND FALL ASLEEP AGAINST HIM; DEREK FOLLOWS A TODDLER STILES AROUND TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T FALL AND HURT HIMSELF OR PICK UP THE WRONG SORTS OF THINGS AND EAT THEM; DEREK SITS NEXT TO A YOUNG STUDENT STILES AS STILES IS SUBJECTED TO HOURS OF BORING LESSONS FROM PRIVATE TUTORS AND AMUSES HIMSELF BY PLAYING CATCH WITH DEREK’S WAVING TAIL; DEREK SETTLES AT STILES’S FEET DURING DINNERTIME AND GENTLY TAKES FOOD FROM STILES’S FINGERS WHEN STILES REACHES DOWN TO FEED HIM
IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR DEREK TO REALIZE THAT HE’S STARTED TO CARE ABOUT THE STILINSKI HEIR MORE THAN HE SHOULD, THAT IT’S GONE BEYOND MAGIC AND RIGHT INTO HIS HEART, BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS FOR STILES TO BE SAFE, FOR STILES TO BE HAPPY, AND IT’S -
IT’S HORRIFYING BECAUSE DEREK IS BEING FORCED INTO THIS SERVITUDE, AND HE FEELS BETRAYED BY HIS OWN MIND BECAUSE HE’S STARTING TO LIKE IT, TO WANT IT, TO NEED IT BECAUSE IT ALLOWS HIM TO CURL AROUND STILES AT NIGHT AND KEEP STILES WARM
DEREK HATES BEING TRAPPED IN HIS WOLF’S BODY, HATES TRYING SO HARD TO MAINTAIN HIS HUMANITY IN AN ANIMAL’S BODY, BUT HE LOVES STILES, LOVES STILES LIKE HE WOULD LOVE HIS OWN CUB, LIKE HE WOULD LOVE HIS OWN…
AND THAT’S - THAT’S HORRIFIC, BECAUSE DEREK HAS ALL BUT RAISED STILES, AND YES, STILES IS SIXTEEN, NOW, BUT HE’S STILL YOUNG AND DEREK IS A BEAST UNSUITED TO HIM, NOT EVEN HUMAN, A WOLF WITH SLAVERING JAWS AND TALONED PAWS, MADE TO REND AND KILL, AND LOVE SHOULD BE BEYOND HIM, BUT IT ISN’T, EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO WRONG
MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE DEREK HASN’T SPENT TIME WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN STILES FOR YEARS AND YEARS; MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE STILES’S SCENT IS THE ONLY SCENT HE RECOGNIZES AS PACK ANYMORE
OR MAYBE IT’S JUST SOME ROOT OF EVIL WITHIN DEREK, TO DESIRE A GROWING STILES LIKE THIS, AND MAYBE THAT EVIL IS WHY DEREK HAS BEEN SPELLED INTO SERVITUDE IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE’S BEING PUNISHED
AND IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES LOVES HIM BACK, ALBEIT FAR MORE INNOCENTLY; IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES IS AS PROTECTIVE OF HIM AS HE IS OF STILES; IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES SEEMS LESS CLOSE TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THAN HE DOES TO DEREK, THAT STILES PREFERS SPENDING TIME WITH DEREK RATHER THAN THE GIRLS AND BOYS HE’S INTRODUCED TO AS POTENTIAL SPOUSES, THE GIRLS AND BOYS THAT MAKE DEREK WANT TO DESTROY THEM FOR SO MUCH AS HOPING FOR STILES’S TOUCH, FOR STILES’S FAVOR, FOR STILES’S BODY
BECAUSE IT’S A BODY THAT DEREK WANTS TO CLAIM AS HIS OWN, BESTIAL AS HE IS, AND HE FEELS MORE AND MORE LIKE HE’S A DANGER TO STILES, BUT HE STILL CAN’T LEAVE, STILL CAN’T PULL AWAY, BECAUSE HE IS AS BOUND TO STILES BY DESIRE AS HE IS BY MAGIC
AND THEN ONE NIGHT, WARM AND NAKED IN BED AND WITH HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND DEREK, STILES WHISPERS: “I SWEAR IT SEEMS LIKE YOU KNOW ME, SOMETIMES, THAT YOU GET ME, AND - AND I KNOW THEY TOLD ME NEVER TO TAKE YOUR COLLAR OFF, THAT YOU’D GO BERSERK AND KILL ME, BUT I DON’T… I DON’T BELIEVE THEM. I JUST DON’T. YOU’RE MINE, AND I’M YOURS, RIGHT? YOU COULDN’T HURT ME ANY MORE THAN YOU COULD HURT YOURSELF. SO I’M… I’M TAKING IT OFF, AND I’M - I WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME ‘CAUSE YOU’RE FREE, YOU KNOW? NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE BOUND. YOU’RE NOT MY PET; YOU’VE NEVER BEEN MY PET. YOU’RE MY FRIEND.”
AND DEREK’S SOUL BURNS AT THAT, BURNS WITH VICTORY AT BEING LOVED SO TRULY, AND BURNS WITH DEFEAT AT BEING LABELED A FRIEND, BUT HOW ELSE WOULD STILES VIEW AN ANIMAL? STILES DOESN’T KNOW THAT WEREWOLVES ARE PART-HUMAN; IT’S BEEN KEPT FROM HIM, LIKE IT’S BEEN KEPT FROM EVERY ROYAL HEIR UNTIL IT’S THEIR TIME TO INHERIT
DEREK HOLDS HIS BREATH AS STILES TAKES OFF THE COLLAR, AS STILES HOLDS HIS BREATH AS WELL - AND THEN, IN A SURGE OF MAGIC, DEREK IS FREE
AND HE TRANSFORMS, UNSTOPPABLY, SNARLING AS HIS BONES LENGTHEN AND HIS FORM CHANGES, AND HE HEARS STILES GASP BENEATH HIM, SUDDENLY SKIN-TO-SKIN AGAINST DEREK AS DEREK LOOMS OVER HIM AND TRAPS STILES’S WRISTS IN ONE HAND AND PLACES THE OTHER OVER STILES’S MOUTH
"DON’T SCREAM," DEREK SAYS, HIS HUMAN VOICE DISUSED AND HOARSE, AS STILES STARES UP AT HIM WITH WIDE, FRIGHTENED EYES